The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus

As far as I can tell by the reference below to "Cunning Awgwas", bulk email spammers are now appropriating turn-of-the-century children's novels to populate their random keyword generators.

Generally, And By Choice, Slept Upon The Open Field, Although The
The Other Way.Yet Smoot Accepted The Consequence Entailed In Part By
That We Are Soon To Be Regaled With Memoirs Of The Emperor
Added,The Outstanding Features Of Which Were Simplicity,
Inconsiderable Quantity Of Air, Brought From Other Levels,
My Father Was Very Fond Of Defining What Was His Own Attitude At
O, Thou Who From The Temple Scourged The Sin,
We Waked Next Morning Above The Clouds, With One Vast Floor Of White
If Greatness Means To Anticipate The Problems Of The Future Before
Mountainous In Far North And Northwest
Successive Regress, Cannot Overtake The Whole Eternity That Has
Held Me By The Leg.  This Was Too Much For My Nerves, So I Just Packed
Yet Should Some Sudden Theme Intrude
Cunning Awgwas Had Hidden The Toys In A Deep Cave And Covered
Is Best That We Should Be Friends.  I Will Not Speak Any More.
Sermons Which Neither Gods Nor Men Will Care About Digesting

—July 15th, 2010

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