Theme Restaurants
In the future all restaurants will have a theme. Since license plates on the wall do not a theme make, here are some options for the future restauranteur:- Lunchbox Cafe - Mom packs your food, but you can trade. At the counter you're given a lunchbox. No choice in the matter what goes in it., but you can trade with others for what you really want. Say a peanut butter sandwich for baloney and cheese.
- Cereal Bar - Cereal! and lots of it. Drown your sorrows at any time of the night. Mixing available.
- Mama Bird's Fetisheteria - Lanky models with costume wings pre-chew your food and regurgitate it to you. Aimed for the BDSM customer/mama's boy who needs something to eat while satisfying their fantasies.
- The Mystery Spot - Like a glory hole for gourmands. It would be a high price, fancy cuisine brasserie that requires the patrons to wear blindfolds while they are fed bizarre dishes through a hole in the wall.
—May 21st, 2004
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